Alyssa Milano Knows We Exist

Writers for e-business publications don't get many opportunities to talk to major celebrities. In fact, they don't really get any. When I learned that megastar and babe of the ages Alyssa Milano had weighed in on the Network Neutrality debate on her blog, I promptly got in touch with her office. Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that Murdok got to speak with Alyssa Milano? Um, no. I'm saying I got to speak with her office staff. But there is a distinct possibility she knows we exist. More importantly, there is a distinct possibility she knows I exist. In the fifth grade, when Ms. Milano was still Sam on Who's the Boss?, I declared to everyone on the school bus that Alyssa Milano was my girlfriend forever and she was not to be touched. When you're 10, that's a perfectly reasonable statement, and everyone, each of whom had claimed Heather Locklear or that chick from the Cherry Pie video, understood and respected that blondes were not my preference. (Later, when I learned of Freud and Oedipus, brunettes lost their position to red heads.) Over the course of my tenure, I've gotten used to schmoozing and decoding CEOs and PR reps with the surety of asomewhat clumsy something that's usually graceful. (Call that a postmodern metaphor, before you filet me for it.) But this was here.") Drag this to your Bookmarks. Add to document.write("Del.icio.us") Yahoo My Web