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Google has stated that its mission is to index all of the world's information, an endeavor that CEO Eric Schmidt says will take about 300 years. In business years, that's nigh on eternity. How does Google plan to last that long? (Cue evil music) Evidence is mounting that Google may be the harbinger of the Apocalypse-or as it soon will be known, Apocalypse Powered By Google.

Apocalypse Powered By GoogleTime itself, before creating the necessity to switch to their, and only their, payment system. The online," without the mark. At the time Biblical scholars had no real understanding of the phrase "online." Or it could be, since it's on the underside of the hand that the traditionally understood number of 666 is upside down. This means the actual number is 999. Simply add a decimal point, and you have 99.9, which, of course, is the purity of Ivory soap. It is not yet clear Ivory soap's role in the Rapture. But no doubt,

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