Google Seduces Users With Romance

The latest product debut from Google will utilize Contextual Dating Technology to help people find a contextually suitable soulmate. Mountain View, CA (Apr. 1): The arrival of described the process on the Google Romance site. Here are some key points about the service: With Google Romance, you can: •  Upload your profile - tell the world who you are, or, more to the point, who you'd like to think you are, or, even more to the point, who you want others to think you are. •  Search for love in all (or at least a statistically significant majority of) the right places with Soulmate Search, our eerily effective psychographic matchmaking software. •  Endure, via our Contextual Dating option, thematically appropriate multimedia advertising throughout the entirety of your free date. "Our mission, as you might have heard, is to organize the world's information," said Jonathan Rosenberg, Google's senior vice president, product management. "And let's face it: in what area of life is the world's information more disorganized than romance? We thought we could use our search technology to help you find that special someone, then send you on a date and use contextual ads to help you, ya know - close the deal." "Our internal projections say Contextual Dating is going to be unbelievably huge, just a total cash cow," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt. UPDATE! The Google Romance project is in trouble already. Sources tell murdok that the service inadvertently matched the imaginary PR blogger Amanda Chapel of rancorous Del.icio.us") | Yahoo! My Web Drag this to your Bookmarks. David Utter is a staff writer for Murdok covering technology and business.