Just when you thought Google had settled on their business model and secured their place in the search engine industry, they go introduce a new item. This newest product, called Google Gulp may wind up leaking Google's domination into the sports drink industry.
Google about their new drink states:
At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA) with Auto-Drink (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.
Privacy Policy.
In order to get your Google Gulp drink, just turn in a bottle cap from a recently consumed Google Gulp to any of your local retailers and they will exchange a fresh bottle for the used cap.
If you don't have a Google Gulp cap to trade in, ask a friend for theirs.
Update: We at murdok realize this is an April Fool's Day joke. Unfortunatley, some of readers think we think this is real. WE DO NOT. Happy April Fool's Day.
Chris Richardson is a search engine writer and editor for latest search news. 
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