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Upon a seller tagging his or her Barack Obama mask in such a way to make it appear for the term “McBrain zombie mask or the John McCain mask also bought a copy of Charlie Wilson’s War, a g-darn flag pin, and bulk toilet paper.
Those Who Bought McCain Action Figures Also Bought...McCain action figures might have some exciting associated purchases. Not so, unless you consider the Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 DVD, shower heads, coffee presses, and strollers all that titillating. Dang conservatives. Sometimes you need new blood to shake things up. Which brings us to...

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin will no doubt be a popular character to caricature this Friday, and sure enough, the moose antlers.
Those Who Bought McCain Action Figures Also Bought...Sexy Sarah Palin Costume, consisting of glasses, a sash, a star-spangled bikini, high heels and rifle with scope. Customers who viewed this costume also viewed the button-front linen blazer (hey, it’s chilly in October), the grizzly rifle, and the sexy pirate, who’s welcome at anyone’s parrrrrrrrty.

If one really wanted to shake things up, they could go with this “This is what gun control looks like” or the “I’m voting for Sarah Palin and that white-haired dude” shirts.

Various life-size cutouts are available of candidates on both sides of the ticket, current or former. Those viewing mullet wig

They can wear that with their Barack Obama mask were likely in line for the original iPhone as well. They also viewed the new iPod Nano, the iPod Touch, both Sony Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 Elite and various new Wii controllers--and don't forget the Batman outfit. These may be the same ones who when they bought an stand up poster of Obama might also be interested in the Gipper as well. Customers who viewed the life-sized Reagan poster, sort of predictably also viewed the “Screw Democrats” t-shirt.
Those Who Bought McCain Action Figures Also Bought...his mask is still available, and so is the “Ron Paul Hot Sauce is also available for Bloody Mary topping while studying all those economics and constitution books his fans seem to be fond of.

Those who carefully considered purchasing a Hillary Clinton nutcracker—and way discounted too. If you’d buy that, then Amazon thinks you also might be interested in a countdown-till-Bush-is-gone desk calendar, a copy of the definitive guide to white trash etiquette, and your very own Corkscrew Bill.
Those Who Bought McCain Action Figures Also Bought...Corkscrew Bill, by the way, also bought new towels, an electric wine opener, the Popup Book of Sex, and 5-hour Energy Drink by the case. Sounds like somebody’s expecting one hell of a night.

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