Microsoft Serves Up Three Critical Patches

Patch Tuesday brings forth a sextet of security bulletins from our friends in Redmond, and users will want to get them in place quickly. Good evening. I am Guillaume, your server for this evening. Do you like the Windows view? We feel it offers a tremendous Vista for our guests to view, especially in the distance where you can see the Longhorn in the fields. We have famed Internet Explorer menu. It's a cumulative assortment of our finest fixes for the web browser. Our chefs assure us you do not wish to miss this selection, unless you wish to suffer the embarrassment of, ahem, remote code execution. You'll pass on the panoply of enticements? No matter. Our third special today comes via the print spooler. And yes, remote code execution could result on 2000 SP 4, XP SP 1 and SP 2, and 2003. Perhaps something from our prix fixe menu? We have an Important and two Moderate specials today! No? Very well. I understand. Sigh. There goes another couple to the here