I know a guy, lives out on the back roads in rural Kentucky, that was declared insane by the state of Ohio, and because of his education level, gets a nice disability check. He's a funny, interesting, crazy guy. He doesn't have anything to do with the man in Pennsylvania that's suing Google for $5 billion; just made me think of him for some reason.
It's not really clear how British site TechDirt broke the news a couple of days earlier. Nice work Mike!
Dylan Stephen Jayne, previously somewhat unknown to Google's search engine, except by way of an upside down Social Security number that, decoded, spelled Google (thereby leaving him vulnerable to terrorist organizations) – are you still following me through all the commas, parentheses and dashes? – has made himself better known in Google's index as the link love begins to pour because of his handwritten lawsuit which included photocopies of his:
Driver's license
Social Security card
Bank account numbers
Debit card
Library card
The Secret Google Code
Wouldn't worry too much about the bank account getting tapped. Several
Why ask for just $5 billion, though? For aiding terrorism, violating privacy, being an information overlord, threatening the public with nakedness, and being all around jerks, why not go all out and seek the maximum award of a bazillion gajillion dollars?
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