Paperboy, Youre Fired

A young man looks out his window to see his elderly neighbor cursing the paperboy's dismal aim - with one fist in the air and the other fishing through the thorny bushes. The young man chuckles and opens up a Web browser for a significant head start on the day's news. Old Man Fuss-n-Feathers continues to curse and threaten. The old codger needs his paper on time, on the porch, in order. The future old codgers of the world however, as indicated by a report from Pew//Internet and American Life, will only be cursing if their broadband goes down. "For younger home high-speed internet users," reads thehere.") Drag this to your Bookmarks. Add to document.write("Del.icio.us") Yahoo My Web